Our philosophy: While slowpoke maniacs love life and the funny ironies that come with it, we are also serious about our beliefs. We believe in the power of faith, hope, and charity; but the greatest is charity. Which is why charitable giving is a core purpose of the Slowpoke Maniac company. That is why we donate 100% of profits to various registered charitable organizations—not 99.9% or 99.99%—100%. Grow more, give more.